Alphabetizing...

I love you:

Absolutely and Boldly, Carefully Daring, Embittered and Flailingly, God-willing or not. Honestly it’s Inexplicable. It’s Jarring, Kissing you Love. My Mind Numbs Over you. Protectively, Quietly, you are my Restitution. Someone who Truly Understands. Veritably, Wonderfully, exactly, You are my A-Z.

Sh!t

Today we are going to look into bowel habits.


According to HK- and every girl in Korea knew this since 14- that a cigarette helps you poop.
(Unfortunately I have better things to do than to look up wikipedia for evidence to back this up)
Two case studies (bloggers of HKplus36) and 1 literary review (a conversation with my mate Abishek) have supported this statement.
So let's just assume that it's true.  


All of this led inspired HK to the brilliant creation of "poop-size cigarettes".
They are slimmer and more loosely-rolled cigarettes with natural Arabic tobacco rolled inside.

 Consumer feedback: "That was unbelievably successful. The **** was one long unbroken string!"

P.S. Peanut Cake is soooooo good. 

so good so good so good so good

Re: Halt

HK:

I very much appreciate your kind concerns Ma'am,

Toy broken by the last owner,
thank you lover for mending it.

-36

P.S. Why do you lay in bed all day boo?

Halt

Dear 36,

Whenever I make abrupt movements, you flinch.

I don't think it's a very healthy sign.

Do I beat you in your dreams or something?

-Love ,

HK

Quote of the Day

36 - "Wait, so have you had sex with all three of them?!"

(indicating picture)

HK - "No!!..... Just the two of them"

Nintendo DSi tops Nintendo DS as in "i top you"

Bought only a few months before the new Nintendo 3DS came out this spring, 36 was rather happy with her purchase of a babyblue Nintendo DSi over winter break 2010.

The title of the post was inspired when 36 looked over to see her DSi charging on top of HK's rather plain and regular DS. 36 explains:

"'i', has the shape of a stick,
which represents power (a stick can be a metaphor for either a weapon, or penis),
which means that

then, logically,
the Nintendo DSi definitely tops the Nintendo DS. case closed."

(It is to be noted that these things were said by 36 while clambering on top of HK, gleeful cackles accompanying her statements, "It's logical! It's logical!")

We R wut we Eat

The Chinese say "We are what we eat".

This ideology has been proven many times but was, for the first time, discovered through the ritual creative sharing between HK and 36.

36 analyzes that the unique sassiness in most Korean girl originates from the spicy stews and pickled vegetables they eat (Yum...Soon Tofu Jjigae).

Whilst the South Korean girls fuel their overtly dominating personalities with hot soup, the Chinese, just one crazy North Korea away, embrace the mildness of Confucianism through simple stir fried vegetables.

(Of course, this is merely a humorous stretch. The complexity of Chinese cuisine is beyond my blunt descriptive capabilities)

HK: Apparently 36 doesn't care as much about the Japanese (not being a component in the HK36 combo). Maybe their rather bland cuisine predisposes them to rather bland and meek mannerisms; at the same time, their highly exotic consumption of raw fish seems to lead to sometimes, exotic... taste...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_erotica

In this case, octopus which is commonly consumed as sushi, seems to be doing the consuming...