Sh!t

Today we are going to look into bowel habits.


According to HK- and every girl in Korea knew this since 14- that a cigarette helps you poop.
(Unfortunately I have better things to do than to look up wikipedia for evidence to back this up)
Two case studies (bloggers of HKplus36) and 1 literary review (a conversation with my mate Abishek) have supported this statement.
So let's just assume that it's true.  


All of this led inspired HK to the brilliant creation of "poop-size cigarettes".
They are slimmer and more loosely-rolled cigarettes with natural Arabic tobacco rolled inside.

 Consumer feedback: "That was unbelievably successful. The **** was one long unbroken string!"

P.S. Peanut Cake is soooooo good. 

so good so good so good so good

Re: Halt

HK:

I very much appreciate your kind concerns Ma'am,

Toy broken by the last owner,
thank you lover for mending it.

-36

P.S. Why do you lay in bed all day boo?

Halt

Dear 36,

Whenever I make abrupt movements, you flinch.

I don't think it's a very healthy sign.

Do I beat you in your dreams or something?

-Love ,

HK

Quote of the Day

36 - "Wait, so have you had sex with all three of them?!"

(indicating picture)

HK - "No!!..... Just the two of them"

Nintendo DSi tops Nintendo DS as in "i top you"

Bought only a few months before the new Nintendo 3DS came out this spring, 36 was rather happy with her purchase of a babyblue Nintendo DSi over winter break 2010.

The title of the post was inspired when 36 looked over to see her DSi charging on top of HK's rather plain and regular DS. 36 explains:

"'i', has the shape of a stick,
which represents power (a stick can be a metaphor for either a weapon, or penis),
which means that

then, logically,
the Nintendo DSi definitely tops the Nintendo DS. case closed."

(It is to be noted that these things were said by 36 while clambering on top of HK, gleeful cackles accompanying her statements, "It's logical! It's logical!")